Take Up Commentating

Retire Chuck Liddell

I blame Randy. Well, I usually associate blaming someone with doing something wrong, so I don’t think that word is entirely accurate. The problem is every fighter who has ever seen glory in their career think they can go in and wreck shop in their early-mid 40’s. What makes the whole situation worse is that hungry upstart organizations are more than willing to throw a washed up former champion into their cage because freak shows still sell tickets. Ask anyone who has a decent knowledge of Japanese MMA. While I always enjoy a brutal knockout, it starts to get sad watching a senior citizen getting ragdolled around the cage. Although, I’m not going to lie… I was totally laughing while Ken Shamrock got his legs demolished by a slightly less way-too-past-his-prime Pedro Rizzo. So we should boycott local freak shows involving fighters who need a Rascal to get to the cage, because… well, ok… just don’t act like they are making another run at the belt…

The Beauty of The Finish

DURRR

So with the Ending of the NBA finals and the unfolding of the first stage of the 2010 World Cup, I have been completely sports saturated for about the last month. I go through the same mental progression that I do every NBA playoffs and I am reminded of the pure unbridled anger I can be overwhelmed with by watching the completely blind and ambiguous process they call “officiating.” Speaking of officiating, after watching the USA vs Slovenia game, I wasn’t sure which was worse: the refs or the b-movie level acting we see from players throughout the entire sport. While I really enjoy both these sports I couldn’t help be reminded of how mind-shatteringly awesome the concept of finishing an opponent is. If you’re down an unthinkable amount of points, or getting destroyed in the eyes of the judges, you always have that chance to tell them all where to stick it, and finish the fight. In other sports, no matter how bad the ass beating (except in some cases in baseball when the coach says “ehhhhh, screw it, lets just go get a drink, I’m done getting raped for the day.”) you have to let the clock finish out, and prolong the painful embarrassment for the losing team. A fighter may have the best game plan and conditioning in the world, but that all amounts to a heaping pile of horse excrement if you get KTFO in 17 seconds. In team sports there is never one score that ends it all, shuts the game down and calls a clear decisive winner. Sure there are always the last second shot attempts, but if its tied, then you had the whole game time before that point to change it to NOT be tied up. In combat sports, very often there is no opportunity to come back after getting wrecked and recover, no 2nd and 3rd shot at it; In things like MMA, Jiu Jitsu, Kickboxing/boxing, sometimes when you go down you can’t make a comeback. They’ll remind you of that when you wake up.

Really? You Didn’t Think You Would Need It?

Shane Says Its Over

So this is somewhat of a continuation of another recent post that was titled, “Are You Really That Surprised?” and it discussed how many fighters seem to completely ignore certain obvious holes in their game. Well, that is only one side of the training-for-the-big-picture coin. Always trying to be the most well rounded fighter possible is a constant challenge in both MMA and Jiu Jitsu, and falling short of this goal leaves holes on the defensive end. There is an equal epidemic on the offensive end as well. If you’ve patched up the gaping holes in your defensive wall, its now time to bolster your offensive push AND finish, and with a realistic mindset. At the top level, you need to realize that most of these guys (and gals) are incredibly resilient. If you think you are just going to execute your game plan instantly with 100% guaranteed success, and without brutal resistance, you are either overly confident, haven’t fought someone of adequate ability/skill, or are in for a rude awakening. That or you’re a freak like Shane Carwin and you just eat people’s faces off in no longer than 3 minutes. It’s nice to see someone come in with the plan of feigning interest in a striking exchange and then executing a strong and deliberate successful takedown. But this is where I often find myself frustrated with many fighters. You have your man on the ground and in a dominant position; now do something about it. I even see this in jiu jitsu/grappling tournaments, specifically in no-gi competitions. You’ll see a real solid wrestler come in and beat lower class guys by just take downs and pins for points. *yawn* Sorry, back to my original point. You did the work and got your opponent down, but at the top levels of MMA and BJJ, when a guy is still fresh and gets taken down, he/she is going to take you for a ride trying to get to their preferred position. What this means, is you need to be prepared to match the pace, no matter what the level is set at, when implementing your plan. I have seen time and time again fighters whose game plan is to drag their opponent down and unleash some smash and bash from the top. Sounds like a good plan to me, but so often we see fighters get frustrated, distracted, or even gassed because their opponent actually uses wrist control, or has excellent guard retention. Train for that and so much more. If you want to take them down, be ready to either break them in half or put their teeth through the mat. Granted, also at this level of fighting comes excellent defensive skills and survival knowledge. Finishing an opponent is never as easy a task as the greats make it look, but if you train a game plan to end the fight as hard as you did to get the fight where you want it, you will finish.

Cardio Part 2: Your Wind as a Weapon

In the UFC? Might want cardio
One of my first posts over 6 months ago, which was aptly named “Cardio,” I ripped into top tier fighters who never address the issue of making sure their gas tank is large enough to go 3, let alone 5 rounds without looking like an awkward sleep walking adolescent. Well, making sure you have enough wind to make it through the whole match is one thing; Making you’re cardio into a soul-crushing weapon to introduce your opponent to the dark side of combat sports is totally different. It’s not a perfect example, but a good recent showing of this can be seen in the Frankie Edgar upset over BJ Penn. The insanely talented former Welterweight and former Lightweight champion used to pretty much follow the belief that he didn’t need to push his cardio simply because of his natural talent. Well he learned that the hard way before, and since his complete dismantling at the hands of the side-show, circus-level freak of an athlete GSP, he had gotten so much better. But as the Texas boy in me would say, “Better ain’t good.” At the other end of the cardio spectrum was Frankie Edgar. His debut shocked the diehard MMA and UFC crowd when he upset Tyson Griffin with a decision. His cardio is unrelenting. He was able to stand up and do alright with Penn, yes that was a HUGE factor in the fight, but the underlying difference was his near endless gastank. Penn was able to keep up a damn good pace the first 2 1/2 rounds, as he normally does and which is normally plenty to put someone away, but this time it didn’t. As Penn began to fade slowly, Edgar looked like he was starting the first round… and looked that way for all 5 rounds.

The point is this. If your opponent’s cardio is adequate, but yours is godlike, you can not only gas your opponent that much faster, you can make them give up mentally long before you put them out of their misery.

So I have to show this fight, which is a perfect example of what I’m talking about. I must preface this by saying I have to hide the fact I spent years a big Matt Hughes fan. As a matter of fact I would say he is one of a few fighters (out of like 8-10) that made me the crazy MMA fiend I am today, and one of the main reasons I began training grappling/BJJ. No matter how you feel about him as a person, for a significant period of time (about 4 1/2 to 5 years) He was arguably the nastiest Welterweight on the planet. The funny thing is, after he bested Renzo and Royce, he understandably isn’t the favorite amongst the Gracies crew. My academy, heart, and second family is with Relson Gracie Austin… You can see the conflict of interests. So everything aside, this fight is one of my all time favorites and is a great example of this whole post. Matt Hughes vs BJ Penn 2:

Changes to the Unified Rules (Part 1)

Silva v Rampage

I never get tired of seeing Rampage eat kicks…

It has been a decade now since the implementation of The Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts, and over those ten years we have seen the competition and the ability of its warriors transcend to another level. The set of rules that the US (and most of the west, and increasingly in the east) sees as the ultimate laws of MMA were created during a time when that kind of unrestricted combat was viewed as completely taboo and agreeing to such rules was the underground MMA community’s way of saying “OK, we’ll conform.” The rules were not created by fighters, instead they were drafted by a bunch of suits who basically set the limitations of a sport they knew nothing about. One move is illegal because it seems brutal, while another vastly more damaging and violent action is allowed. Here is my point: Mixed martial arts is the complete art of fighting, no matter what the position. For the sake of the continued perfection of MMA as a form, all the specific disciplines that comprise it, and the progression of the science of fighting as a whole, there needs to be some rule changes. For this first installment, I will start with a technique made very popular in the very first UFC fight (Gerard Gordeau vs Teila Tuli), and honed up through the PRIDE Years; The Soccer Kick.

One huge problem with critics of this rule is that they truly believe this lovely approach to kicking a downed opponent in the face/head is significantly more devistating than someone being kicked in the dome while they are standing or leaning against a cage or turnbuckle. It is also one of those moves that weak-spined individuals would call “dirty.” To those people, I say put your 1950’s housewife apron back on because you’re burning your casserole. It’s fighting, not cricket; you’re there to destroy your opponent anyway necessary, until they stop moving or the ref has to pull you off them. If the person you are fighting is stupid enough to post up on all fours or on their knees while you’re standing next to them, then they’re asking for it. You never saw Minotauro get soccerkick KO’d or stomp KO’d (thats a post for a different day…), did you? No. . I don’t know about you guys, but even with my mostly submission-centric mind, if I was in a fight and I knocked/drug down my opponent and I got up to my feet before him… I would kick that person in the face. Sounds like a pretty efficient, effective, realistic fight strategy to me, what do you think? Sounds like combatants in MMA should be allowed to kick their downed opponent’s head… like a soccer ball…

Here are some great soccer kicks for your enjoyment! Starting with that Oh-so-famous, tooth-shooting kick of Gordeau’s… And yes, that is a very young Shogun down there too…

Are You Really That Surprised?

Wrestling? In MMA?!

Last night I was sitting around a TV with a group of friends watching the great fight card, and sometime during the first half of the opening round between Josh “Oscar Winner” Koscheck, and Paul “I’m Cocky Even By British Fighter Standards” Daley, I laughed quietly to myself and once again ponder a very familiar question. If you are an absolute virtuoso in one realm of combat (striking, clinch, wrestling, Jiu Jitsu, etc.), and you are about to fight an opponent who is a world renowned practitioner of another style, how do you not focus a large majority of your technique and training on bolstering your defense of their form? Like him or not, Josh Koscheck is an insanely decorated and talented wrestler, and despite the fact that many of his recent fights have finished on their feet, he can take the majority of fighters down at will. Paul Daley could punch a hole in a bomb shelter. That being said, his take down defense is horrid, and five of his nine losses are from submissions. Out of those five submission losses, only Jake Shields is a seriously high level grappler. How do you not hunt down the camp and team known for the nastiest and most brutal wrestlers and grapplers? People can smell you’re weakness five miles off, and let me tell you, it makes submission experts froth at the mouth. OK, so Paul just doesn’t have a good sprawl in him; then learn to be lethal off your back. You aren’t going to wake up one day and think, “I’ll be damned, I went to bed last night a world Muay Thai champ, and now… I can’t remember how to punch or kick!” I know he’s pretty much at the end of his career, but look at one of my all time favorite fighters Antonio Minotauro Nogueira. This is the man that in many ways (and I know I’m not alone here) got me to start training Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I also know I’m not alone when I say that he is arguably one of the greatest submission masters ever to compete in MMA. The man might not have as many BJJ tournament titles as some other legends, but the fact is that Minotauro did it in a real fight, with those lovely PRIDE rules. He knew he was at a point where basically nobody in MMA could submit him, or want to be in his guard, and so on and so on. Antonio had always picked up boxing quickly, but he really turned it up and made it his focus for much of the middle of his career, simply because he knew it was his weak spot. But maybe its why he’ll be one of the all time greats and people like Semtex won’t? If Demian Maia ever developed any kind of threatening stand up, he would be a nasty match-up against anyone. I’m just saying that it’s UFC 113 and some fighters still haven’t figured this concept out. You’re only as strong as your weakest link, and someone out there will break it.

Ears and Eyes Open!

how now to learn in MMA, BJJ

A few years back, when I decided to return to school and get my degree, I remember trying to figure out the most essential things I can focus on to succeed in school. It was during this time my older, and much wiser, brother said something to me, and I think it stuck. “Dude, all you have to do is show up to class everyday… thats like 80% of school, man.” Now, although this did not mean I could simply sit down in class, take a hangover nap, and ace the course; it does have a very valid point. Learning happens pretty naturally when you just pay attention.

I think its often easy for us to take ourselves away from our own strengths in pursuit of wishing to add a random strategy or technique to our game, that might not fit there in the first place. That’s not saying all techniques shouldn’t be known, but I would be lying if I didn’t say that everyone has their own style, and with that comes their own strengths.

I think it is dangerously easy to overcomplicated the progression of our own combat prowess.

Let’s take one more big step back, and maybe this won’t sound so scatterbrained. From someone during their very first day filling out safety waivers, all the way up to the world’s most elite strikers, grapplers, and MMA fighters, one thing remains the same. You can still learn more. Not only that, but if you just keep your ears and eyes open, you will be guided to that next “thing I need to learn.” Also, when I say I try to not stretch too far to learn something, I am definitely not referring to strengthening my weaknesses. Making your weakest link more resilient is called survival, and well… you might want stay up on that, right? One possible way I look at this is if I don’t know what I need to work on next, maybe I should spar with people with a little dirtier and aggressive game. Someone who doesn’t test my offense, they test my defense. Having difficult putting together an attack? Maybe I need to find a sparring partner more my level. Giving opponents too much space? I need to drill my top game against someone who is slippery with great guard recovery.

Basically, we don’t have to search too hard for what to work on, we simply need to put ourself in the situation where our next required improvement becomes very clear.

The Nature of the Sport

Fighting. It is what combat sports are all about, and it’s what makes combatants different from other athletes, and crazy in the eyes of your average person. Mixed martial arts, muay thai, jiu jitsu, kickboxing, boxing, wrestling, judo. etc. all are guaranteed to give you a first class ticket to adrenaline town and put your mind in a state of carnal survival that is seen in no other style of competition anywhere on the globe. Yet fighting, because of its common context of assault and street violence, has a somewhat universal taboo about it in many parts of the globe in many different forms. It is because of this inherent negative social stigma that we must exercise particular caution when it comes to any representation of our art outside of competition.
By outside competition, I mean any time not after the ref says go and before the ref says stop. Whether it’s something relatively harmless like a shove during the face-off at weigh-ins, or something dangerous and damaging like holding a submission too long, continuing to punch an opponent while the referee is trying to stop you, or fighting after the fight is over like last nights CBS Strikeforce fight between Dan Henderson and Jake Shields. Other recent examples of this include Sokoudjou continuing to pound an already defeated Jan Nortje long after the referee attempts to stop the fight.

And we also saw a case of this at UFC 111 when Rousimar Palhares continued to tighten his heel hook on Tomasz Drwal well after the referee stepped in and attempted to end the fight.

The point is, we look like Ralphy after he actually DID end up almost shooting his eye out. They expect us to be crazy, out-of-control brawlers. Who else would punch, kick, throw, takedown, bend, lock, or choke their friends and come back for more because they love it so damn much? Well, because they simply don’t understand the finer things in life like we do, we must be on our best behavior at all times. Last night’s brawl during the post-fight interview with Jake Shields was one of the most horrid representations of who fighters are ever captured on film. Oh, and it was on national network television during prime Saturday viewing hours in what is most peoples local news spot.

This is a great example of exactly what NOT to do as fighters lucky enough to be ambassadors for the sport of MMA on a nation network broadcast. This is a huge disrespect for their camp, the Gracie name, and the sport of mixed martial arts; and they did it all on national television.

To all the future fighters that are honored enough to be a face on national television representing all combat sports and MMA in particular, please never act like the Diaz brothers did last night. It was a disgrace and gives everyone a bad name.

So remember to represent your form and your team with the utmost pride and respect, and realize that everyone is watching.

Having the Belt: Do’s and Don’ts

Penn vs EdgarAnderson Silva losses respect after UFC 112
Ahhhh… the infamous double title night. A definite upside of a card with two fights for the belt is the chance to compare and contrast two different champions. Both Anderson Silva and BJ Penn have been in that constantly argued top 5 pound-for-pound fighter list for a while, but after last night there may be a slight adjustment of that list, and how these two fighters are viewed by the fanatic MMA community. Thank you UFC 112 for making things interesting. So let’s take a chance to look over the do’s and the don’ts that were shown by both the lightweight and the middleweight champions (and their respective opponents).

BJ Penn

Do’s: He used his counters perfectly and for the first half of the fight really played the part of aggressor. I also think this was BJ’s best fight so far in terms of curbing his tendency to run his mouth and come off as pompous, and I think it allowed him to be more focused mentally going into this fight.

Don’ts: First off, let me say this… BJ Penn’s cardio isn’t his Achilles heel anymore, but its not a strength either. Against a guy with an endless gas tank like Edgar, that can make for a very long evening. Yet, this was not the deciding factor in his loss of the belt. At some point, I believe about halfway through the 3rd round, Penn lost his shine. In the past we’ve seen this kind of thing from BJ, particularly in his lack of cardio capacity (reference his rematch with Hughes, one of my favorite all time fights), but this time it was a case of The Prodigy gassing out his will.  Granted, keeping track of Edgar’s movement was most likely extremely taxing, it appeared Penn was mentally exhausted. This is something we do not see from a George St. Pierre or a Lyoto Machida, for example.

Frankie Edgar

Do’s: Edgar and his camp came up with an excellent and precise plan, and Frankie executed it perfectly. At no point did he over extend his hands, or get lost in the sauce of boxing with a guy like BJ. Edgar also proved he is a master of angles, and at no point did he simply back straight up, or come straight in, and he never gave Penn a good angle to connect a clean shot. Frankie is a very level headed combatant, and maintaining that is what is required of a champion.

Don’ts: One thing I noticed that Frankie should keep in mind is when he backs out of a failed shot attempt he sticks his head out and down, perfect height for a knee or well placed upper-cut. Just saying.

Anderson Silva

Do’s: Use of a stomp-kick approach for slowing grapplers. Head movement is impeccable as always.

Don’ts: Where do I begin? Well it’s really just one thing. Showboating. Showboating to the point where it inhibits Silva’s ability to not just finish fights, but to fight period. People KNOW he is arguably one of the best striker/counter-strikers out there, and hence they are not going to come running in flailing wildly (if they’re smart). So if they don’t play directly into his strongest realm, he mocks them and refuses to fight them at all. There is no honor in winning this way, and his mocking antics reflect poorly upon all other fighters and combat sports as a whole. Just like Fedor not fighting a top 5 fighter since 2005, if Anderson keeps dancing through challenges like this, his P4P ranking will take a slight dip… if it hasn’t already.

Demian Maia

Do’s: Well honestly its hard to say, because of Anderson’s dancing. What we DID see though, came out at the end when he was tired of all Silva’s antics, said “screw it,” and went in swinging for the fences. As the Chechen terrorist in Team America said, “you have balls. I like balls.” Sure he ate a few punches, but he didn’t get wrecked, and the best part? He landed some shots. Maia definitely has the heart of a warrior, and as long as he keeps working everyday on his striking, we could see many more great fights from this 32 year old submission guru. Let’s have him choke Chael again!

Don’ts: Just keep working on your hands and your movement, and you’ll be just fine Demian.

Least Favorite Things to Hear From Meathead Fans

This guy probably yells at MMA also

Whether I am watching live fights, in a bar, or even at a friend’s house when it’s getting packed and the friends-of-friends start to show up, at least once in the evening the entire room’s positive MMA energy is raped by some form of moronic statement. Some random individual opens their mouth and begins the motions of any normal valid statement, but instead of worth-wild information coming out, a black oily helping of total combat stupidity spews forth all over the floor, bar top, coffee table, and undoubtedly the other innocent and unsuspecting MMA fans.

You know, when I was 7 or 8 and would sit and watch the horns play on Saturday mornings during the beautiful season that is college football fall, I didn’t know much about any of the intricacies of football or even all of the rules, but I cheered our burnt orange warriors on like none other. I definitely did not sit there and attempt to berate a linesmen through the TV on the lack of strength in his rip and spin off the snap. Now, after having watched football for over two decades and well into the quadruple digits of games seen, I have a much better understanding of the fine details of football yet I STILL try my best to keep my mouth shut.

How does this apply to MMA? For some reason mixed martial arts has the ability to draw in more loudmouth fans than any other sport. Period. Is it the explosiveness of the sport that can often end fights in devastating fashion? Is it simply the fact that it is fighting? Probably a bit of both, but what I’m saying is these “armchair-fighters” are the equivalent of my 7 year old self yelling “man that guy sucks, I could do that, he’s doing it all wrong…” to the 1990 UT Longhorns. The reason I make this analogy to my child mind is because I had very little experience watching the sport of football when I was in elementary school and many of these audible “experts” during fighting events are definitely in kindergarten when it comes to watching MMA. I am definitely NOT saying that MMA fans should be quiet during fights, as a matter of fact I think the crowd getting involved always makes things more fun whether at home or sitting cage-side. What I am suggesting is an MMA adherence to the old adage, “If you got nothing good to say, don’t say anything at all.” This isn’t talking about whether you like or dislike a particular fighter, but more in terms of the sport as a whole. OK, that might not be the best way to word it, but let me fire off some of my personal least favorites and you folks might figure out what I’m getting at. In no particular order…

  • “Man I woulda just knocked that guy out” – Ummm, No. You wouldn’t have. These people are professional fighters, which means they do this for a living (excluding people of the Kalib Starnes/Josh Haynes caliber). You are the assistant night manager at McDonald’s and no matter how much cologne you splash on or how many Ed Hardy shirts you wear, you’ll still wreak of French fries and stupidity. You would get your teeth punched in 8 days of the week.
  • “Come on! Do something!” – For this one, there is times that it can be said with reasoning behind it, like when two fighters end up circling one another for the entirety of 1 or more rounds. But I hear this the most often when two fighters are in a clinch along the cage and are engaging in pummeling wars, exchanging short shots, and fighting for position. Not only are they doing something, they are engaging in one of the most energy demanding positions in all of sports. Just because you don’t know any better doesn’t mean there isn’t some serious technical fighting going on.
  • “Ground fighting is stupid” – Please reference the last sentence of the above bullet point. Also, please note that ground fighting IS fighting so it makes the “man I just wish they would fight” statement that much more moronic. This is a common one and is close to my heart as a Relson Gracie team member. Shouters of this line need to realize it’s a technical battle because usually both fighters are versed in ground fighting. If one wasn’t it would look the same as if I took the yeller of “ground fighting is gay” to the ground, which would end in me choking them cold in seconds. I would have no problem with that.
  • “Hit him! Hit him!” – another of my personal least favorites. They are in a FIGHT, don’t you think they are trying to hit each other? This is often yelled with two fighters in a transitional ground/standing position, or when inside someone’s half-guard with a deep underhook, etc. Do you think it ever occurred to these people that it’s really hard to punch when your balance is being checked or you are being swept? I guess it’s pointless to argue logic to someone who lives in an illogical world, right?

These are just a couple of the ones that come to mind, do you folks got any other personal (least) favorites?